Ingredients: Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Milk, 4 litres. Flour, 1.5kg. Chocolate, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Coffee and/or Tea, 100g. Puns, 80g. Video Games, 7.5g. Sprinkles, 5g. Animals in Costumes, 3g. Plus trace amounts of fifteen other elements. I, Renee “Slam Dunk” Hill, spend my retirement making puns, baking things, and having the best hair you’ve ever seen. DEAL WITH IT. You can follow my daily adventures on Twitter @rayasaurus_rex, Instagram thecakedcrusader, or Tumblr rayasaurus-rex.tumblr.com.